In need of Divine Intervention.

I have officially tried it all besides strangling the midwife and threatening to end her life if she does not induce me.

First of all, I thought the power of positive thinking and meditation exercises would communicate to this baby that it is safe out here and she can come out. That did not work.

Then, I decided to get more active and take long intense walks to somehow jiggle the baby out of there. That has not worked either.

I tried other extracurricular activities :)
did not work

I ate lots and lots of spicy foods. Nothing.

The midwife stripped my cervical membranes to hurry things along. So far, the baby does not seem to understand that it means she can come out.

So, today I decided to try a nasty castor oil and juice concoction that is supposed to induce labour. All that has managed to do is send me to the toilet where I proceeded to stink up the whole place. Yes, I know that castor oil has a laxative effect but I figured I would try it anyway. I did not take as much as suggested because I could not stomach the stuff and was afraid it would cause some serious diarhhoea. Maybe that's why it did not work (I did not take enough).

Well, now it is totally up to Jesus. I'm just going to sit here and wait for divine intervention.